| Adam Auger |
| Name: Adam Auger |
| Age: 31 |
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| Previous club(s): Wivenhoe, Alresford, Marydowners |
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| BIOGRAPHY |
Striker/Centre Mid/ Vice Captain
Supporters Player Of The Season
Adam is the original Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde both when we go out and when we play football. By day Auger is a respectable solicitor working in London and leading a pretty normal honest life. However by night and after a couple of drinks Auger is more often than not a compete and utter liability as he transforms into P*ssed Auger and regularly has run-ins with the Polizia usually for relieving himself in the street or flashing his winky at passing patrol cars…
On the football pitch the transformation is pretty similar as he changes from a quite calm and rational person into a raging, swearing, aggressive midfield machine. Obviously by harnessing the rage Auger is a real midfield Dynamo and has recently switched from Striker to right wing to center mid where he has been a bit of a revelation in our season run in.
Another who can run all day, Auger also has great skill and an eye for goal, which he has kept since his days as a striker and scored some very important goals for us last season. Apart from his split personality he also suffers from motivational issues in the form of girls and can often loose his ‘Hunger’ when he becomes involved with the opposite sex. Therefore without wishing to sound horrible all at the club are hoping he remains single for some time to come.
Nickname: Dr Jekyll or Mr Hyde, Your Auger (when he is p*ssed and not capable of looking after himself)
Bad Habits: Getting ridiculously drunk, supporting Liverpool, showing his winky to Poll tank
Funniest Moment: Saying hello to the police as they pass him in the high street the funny part is he used his Mr Winky to wave with rather than his hand!
Likes: Liverpool, Michael Owen, Law, Getting Drunk, showing off his winky
Dislikes: Poll tank, Liverpool, watching liverpool games with Webster, loosing, referees
Targets for the coming season
15 Goals
15 Assist
8.5 Average rating
KEEP HIM AWAY FROM GIRLS AND BEER AND HE IS A GOOD PLAYER BUT THATS HARD!!!
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| PLAYER FIXTURES |
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| 19/08/07 | A | Revolution | Friendly | 5 | 4 | Report | | 08/08/07 | A | Tollegion | Friendly | 4 | 1 | Report | | 22/04/07 | H | Lexden FC | Other | 3 | 2 | Report | | 18/03/07 | H | Elmstead Market | Other | 6 | 1 | Report | | 11/03/07 | H | | Other | 2 | 1 | Report | | 04/03/07 | H | | Other | 4 | 1 | Report | | 03/12/06 | H | AFC Phoenix | Cup | 3 | 4 | Report | | 29/10/06 | H | Real BTS | Cup | 3 | 4 | Report | | 22/10/06 | A | | League | 3 | 1 | Report | | 15/10/06 | H | Pegasus Res | Cup | 5 | 3 | Report | | 17/09/06 | A | Brightlingsea Regent | Cup | 3 | 1 | Report |
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PLAYER STATISTICS
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Appearances: 11
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Goals scored: 4
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Red cards: 0
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Yellow cards: 0
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Player of the match: 2
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